PENSACOLA, Florida - (Satire News) - Donald Trump says he will be back in the White House in 2024. Las Vegas says the tax-evading asshole will be in Sing Sing (Prison) before Vaentine's Day, 2023.
Meanwhile Melania says that he will be in the poor house, when her attorney, the famous Gloria Allred gets done with his orange ass.
BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx, reported that the Trumpturd is quite upset that his most recent fundraiser, which was held in a Wendy's parking lot, only raised $69.
DJT insists that the hurricane kept the attendance down. When told that there had not been a hurricane in Florida since Ian, he took a bite out of his Big Mac and simply said, that it is all just a damn hoax started by VP Kamala Harris.
