HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Rock Paper Scissors Studios in association with Touch Rock Films will be producing a vampire motion picture titled "The Curse of The Vampire Bounce Caste."
Starring in the Monteverdi Bros (Amaretto and Staccato) film will be Taylor Swift, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Hope Hicks.
The movie will center around mother/daughter vampires Hildeena and Arabella Cluttercroft who move from Woonsocket, Rhode Island to Hurricane Winds, Florida.
The Cluttercrofts, played by Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Taylor Swift, open up a pole dancing studio in Hurricane Winds and are both physically accosted by the town nymphomaniac Repunselina Hidalgo.
As it turns out Hidalgo used to own the pole dancing studio, but it was repossessed for non-payment.
