The Trumps Are Headed To Sing Sing Prison

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 24 October 2022

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The family that steals together goes to prison together.

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - When people lie, cheat, steal, and basically act like they are better than anyone else, someone will eventually tap them on the shoulders and simply say "Come with me."

That is exactly what is going to happen to the Trump KLAN, and how fitting is that four-letter word "KLAN?"

The Trump's with all of their illegal antics are headed to one of the roughest prisons in the nation, the infamous cold damp Sing Sing Prison.

A long-time prisoner at Sing Sing stated that once Donald Trump arrives at "Singy," the bros will quickly turn him into a "Sista."

Eric and Donnie Jr. will become Erica and Donna, and sweet little Ivanka is going to become the tall blonde Barbie bitch of the meanest, nastiest, most vulgar lesbionic inmate in the whole fucking prison, LaQuanteesha Felicia Washington-Jefferson (#69410667).

VP Kamala Harris offered the Trumps some free advice as they get ready to enter Sing Sing, "Merry Christmas y'all, and don't cha be bending over in the shower ya hear?"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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