WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden reminded the Orange Asshole (aka Trump) that the United States government is not going to pay him one damn dime for the damage his complex received from Hurricane Ian.
POTUS told the Predator, that he should have had some fucking insurance like everybody else around him, the Duponts, The Rockefellers, and The Musks.
Joey, then commented that when Hurricane Maria hit Puerto Rico in 2017, the cruel, evil, heartless bastard (DJT) turned his back on the needy people. Why? Because he is the Adolf Hitler of the modern era, that's why.
Even VP Kamala Harris remarked that if the Trumpturd chose not to buy hurricane insurance then that is just "Tough shit" like they say in Ireland.
Meanwhile, Trump's one and only friend Greg "The Rodent" Gutfeld said that Trump is trying to get a personal loan from Cambodia.
[PUBLISHER'S NOTE: Good fucking luck with that.]
