CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson traveled to the Windy City to see about possibly getting a labia majora transpant.
According to Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo, Sarah first noticed the slight deformity when she was taking a pee by a pond on her palatial estate in Sausalito, California.
Fergy pointed out that apparently she has had the issue since she was married to Prince Andrew, but he just never noticed since he liked to make love with the lights totally off.
Sarah did say that her former boyfriend Piers Morgan did notice it and he suggested that she get it looked at.
SIDENOTE: Ferguson's physican says that the success rate for this crotchatal operation known as a Labiamamatimacuntis is 99.69%.
