BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - The Daily Max News Agency is reporting that Marjorie Taylor Greene's new line of "Blondes Have More Fun" designer panties are selling like bags of peanuts at the circus. Marjorie informed DMNA reporter Savannah Stiletto…
ATLANTA - (US Satire) - Vox Populi writer Tapioca Swizzle says that Trump The Chump simply refuses to go the fuck away. The Orange SOB, is back, and he is now attacking every single GOPunk and GOPunkette, who has decided to run for president on th…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx reports that she recently spoke with Meghan Markle and she was told that her majesty, the late queen had told her in confidence back in May, that her best friend Piers Morgan was quite well…
THE DONETSK VALLEY, Ukraine - (Satire News) - The BBC has reported that England's 889th Supreme Liverpool Artillery Regiment is sad to announce that they have sustained several injuries to their troops due to friendly fire. A reporter with the BBC…
WINSTON-SALEM, North Carolina - (Satire News) - National Rumblings reporter Traci Diddle reports that a transgender weatherwoman from Winston-Salem's Channel 69, has just been named The Sexiest Transgender In America. Miss Diddle reports that Bijo…
BUCKINGHAM PALACE, (Satire News) - Everyone knows that the late queen's pride and joy was her monthly participation in the Buck House fox hunts. Queen Elizabeth's best friend, Piers Morgan, told the BBC, that outside of having her feet massaged by…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle reports that Uber has decided to use bicycles-built-for-two in their day-to-day, night-to-night business operation. The idea was widely received by the Uber powers-that-be, as…
QATAR - (Sports Satire) - FIFA has just announced that it has decided to ban the sale of pretzels at the Word Cup games. FIFA spokesman Carlo Saveeno said that the reason is due to the fact that they cause a condition known as Sudofeenacripy, whic…
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Alpha Beta News Agency reporter Mimosa Sabrosa has just broken the story regarding an intimate sports tattoo that Ivanka Trump has recently had removed from her body. Miss Sabrosa said that Ivanka told her that she had…
BLOOMINGTON, Indiana - (Satire News) The restaurant chain that was founded back in 1934, but has been quietly idlying in the slow fast food lane, has just announced that it is joining the burger battle. Daris "Pickles" Rapparight, a spokesperson f…
CINCINNATI - (Satire News) - The Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper has just put out an article showcasing a barmaid in Cincinnati who has a vagina (beaver) that is so damn big that she could easily store two pounds of peanuts in her pussy; if, of course,…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Tabloid Today writer Papaya Bamboo, has just broken the story that the late Queen Elizabeth bequeathed $7 million to the city of Austin. Miss Bamboo set out to find out why an English monarch had left such a huge am…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The recently divorced Marjorie Taylor Greene recently sat down and talked with Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo at The Enchanted Enchilada Restaurant in downtown D.C. She told him that at one time, wh…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily reporter Valerie Vistawood has just reported that the number one TV cable show in the "Plywood State" of Florida is Bravo's "Grandmothers Gone Wild." The show takes place in Miami Beach, where the average r…
GLASGOW, Scotland - (Satire News) - The United Kingdom's Royal Fog Research Group reports that the adult sex Internet site, eBoinking.sex has just been named Scotland's top sexually explicit adult site. The site has only been in existence for less…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The New York Sun-Observer has just broken the story regarding the latest scandal in the Catholic church. It appears that a disgruntled Donald Trump female supporter is so mad at the Catholic church that she went into the…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Shock waves are resonating in the world of the GOP, as reports that one of the Trumpturd’s sons, Donald Jr., (aka Dopey) has been found to be a dues-paying member of the KKK. Donnie Jr., who uses the KKK alias “M…
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