QATAR - (Sports Satire) - FIFA has just announced that it has decided to ban the sale of pretzels at the Word Cup games.
FIFA spokesman Carlo Saveeno said that the reason is due to the fact that they cause a condition known as Sudofeenacripy, which means that when pretzels are mixed with beer, they give the pretzel eater and beer drinker a case of the uncontrollable Screaming Mimis.
Saveeno noted that to avoid any delays in the soccer games, it is best to just ban the pretzels.
However, the sale of hot dogs, cheeseburgers, crumpets, popcorn, vichyssoise, sushi, sauerkraut, Crackerjacks, Twinkies, Twizzlers, and tamales will not be effected.
