THE DONETSK VALLEY, Ukraine - (Satire News) - The BBC has reported that England's 889th Supreme Liverpool Artillery Regiment is sad to announce that they have sustained several injuries to their troops due to friendly fire.
A reporter with the BBC stated that during the night Brit troops were hit from rocket fire, fired from a Royal army tank.
It appears that the tank navigator, had been drinking and he misread the coordinate numbers, which led to his tank firing six rockets which hit members of the 889th, including Private Hans Piccadilly, who said that he suffered minor burns to his toenails.
Meanwhile, Simon Cowell says that he has decided that the old English fogey Len Goodman would make a fine prime minister to replace the hot, sexy, horny Liz Truss.
