Trump Is Blasting His Fellow GOPers Saying That Ted Cruz Looks Like a Pimple With Hair

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 21 November 2022

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"Trump is even more of a Nazi that Adolf Hitler was." -LIZ CHENEY

ATLANTA - (US Satire) - Vox Populi writer Tapioca Swizzle says that Trump The Chump simply refuses to go the fuck away.

The Orange SOB, is back, and he is now attacking every single GOPunk and GOPunkette, who has decided to run for president on the GOPrix ticket.

Melania's Donaldo told a MAGA crowd of 37, in Atlanta, that Ted Cruz looks like a pimple with hair.

He noted that former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is just too fucking fat to run for president.

And The Trumpturd clearly shows that he has no respect for females as he has commented that former governor of South Carolina Nikki Haley cannot run for president due to four reasons, (1) she has a foreign accent (Indian), (2) She is too fucking skinny, (3) She has huge horse teeth, and (4) She's a butt-ugly-looking woman. ■

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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