GLASGOW, Scotland - (Satire News) - The United Kingdom's Royal Fog Research Group reports that the adult sex Internet site, eBoinking.sex has just been named Scotland's top sexually explicit adult site.
The site has only been in existence for less than a year, and it has already surpassed such well known adult sites as eLibido.sex, eHorny.wow, and eBoinking .dic.
Meanwhile Scotland's First Minister Nicola Sturgeon told a reporter with the BBC that she has never heard of any of those explicit adult sites, and furthermore, she is going to see about having eBoinking.dic banned, since she heard from Brit information guru Piers Morgan, that the site is partly owned by an atheist from Aberdeen, Scotland. ■
