A Winston-Salem Weatherwoman Voted The Sexiest Transgender In America

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 20 November 2022

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"Hubba-hubba, that sexy B.J. Igloo lights a fire down in my boxer shorts for damn sure!" -PRESIDENT BIDEN

WINSTON-SALEM, North Carolina - (Satire News) - National Rumblings reporter Traci Diddle reports that a transgender weatherwoman from Winston-Salem's Channel 69, has just been named The Sexiest Transgender In America.

Miss Diddle reports that Bijou Joan Igloo, who was born Barry James Igloo, had her sexual reassignment surgery (SRS) in Trinadad, Colorado, back in 2002.

Since then, she received her Masters Degree in Meteorology from Solid State University and she is now the Channel 69 weathergal, who recently received a substantial raise and is now making $175,000 a year.

Miss Igloo, who turned 29, on Columbus Day, revealed she occasionally dates a multi-billionaire from Raleigh, who has asked her to marry him 7 times, but Bijou Joan has turned him down because she says that he drinks a tad bit too much.

In the meantime, B.J. smiles coyly and says that she will continue dating on her off days (Saturday and Sunday) and check out the available dating market in the Winston-Salem area.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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