WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Washington Globe-Express is reporting that an unnamed member of Nancy Pelosi’s staff has overheard her mumbling to herself, “I am honored to be your new president.” The staff member said that she, personally, has heard Miss...
* If I had to pick someone to blame this Chinese Flu on it would have to be Genghis Khan/ He was 91% Chinese. I read once in grade school that he was one of the very first people to suffer from bacteria. * I want my base and my baseless to know th...
NEW YORK CITY – The network known as Trump Central has just announced that several of its employees have tested positive for the COVIR-19. Sean Hannity’s Network which somehow still refers to itself as “Fair & Balanced” has finally stopped pu...
The events unfolded quite dramatically. Here are our updates: * With the Capitol consumed by anxiety over clownvirus, Judiciary Chairman Jerrold Nadler (D-N.Y.) rose in a floor address Tuesday and told his Democratic colleagues they should lea...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – One of the biggest far-right GOP mouthpieces, and a 58-year-old woman who is no fan of Trump, has made a rather startling statement. Ann Coulter, speaking at a convention of The Retired GOP Great Grandmothers of America, sugges...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Trump’s theory that Republicans cannot get the Coronavirus has been shot all to hell, as half a dozen or so Republican senators, including Ted “Herman Munster" Cruz, Matt “The Brat" Gaetz, Doug “Forrest Gump" Collins, and Louie “Th...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi texted Devin “No Nuts” Nunes and informed him that he will be subpoenaed, and he will have to show the nude photos of President Trump that he allegedly has. Nunes texted “Cupcakes” Pelosi back,...
WINNEMUCCA, Nevada – Many people believe that the town was named after Chief Winnemucca of the Paiute tribe, but it was actually named after Sylvester “Silly” Winnemucca, who was a traveling crotch elixir salesman/comedian. Donald Trump Jr., who N...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The U.S. Attorney General, Bill Barr, seems to finally be changing his tune. The nation’s top Trump ass-kisser told a reporter with The Washington Globe-Express that he had to put his GOP foot down, and tell Trump to stop his inces...
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California – The Monumental Polling Council has just announced their latest poll regarding Donald Trump. The MPC has released information that clearly shows that the president’s popularity among Black voters has fallen for the 8...
BALTIMORE – The Baltimore Beacon-Star Newspaper is reporting that President Donald Trump has told his staff members that he is doing a fantastic presidential job. An inside source reported that everyone in the room, a total of 17 ass-kissers, ahh...
Speaker of the House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi, was taken into police custody for criminal damage yesterday, after it was revealed that she had systematically torn up a copy of President Trump's State of the Union speech. The elderly felon,...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Nancy Poozleosi had a bad day. Some would say it may have been the wrong time of the month. However, her being 79 years old, makes that unlikely. Other pundits, upon seeing her hand strength in tearing up more three pages at a t...
WEST HOLLYWOOD – Mr. and Mrs. Prince Harry watched the president’s State of the Union address at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge in West Holly, as the locals call it. The prince said that Trump appeared to be slurring many of his words, including Schumer...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – National Focus Magazine is calling President Trump’s State of The Union Address the most boring one since 1862, when Abraham Lincoln delivered his and he talked about his top hat, the new $5 bill, his invention of Lincoln Logs, and...
BILLINGSGATE POST: President Trump is not looking forward to giving his State of the Union speech this year. Last year, Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, gave him the clap during the speech. Reportedly, his doctor has warned him to use protection when he give...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Reports coming out of the White House state that President Trump made a Super Bowl bet with Speaker of the House, Nancy “Cupcakes” Pelosi. POTUS picked the San Francisco 49ers to win the Super Bowl and Pelosi picked the Kansas...
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