RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California – The Monumental Polling Council has just announced their latest poll regarding Donald Trump.
The MPC has released information that clearly shows that the president’s popularity among Black voters has fallen for the 8th straight month.
Figures show that 98.7% of all Blacks living in the USA say they will not be voting for “The Orange Blob From Hell”, as Nancy Pelosi calls the White House resident.
Famed rap artist, Rappin’ Lil’ RuShanTel, recently remarked at a rap concert in Beverly Hills, “Hell y’all dare juss ain’t bees no friggin ways dat dis here bro be boatin’ fer a low-life, lie-spewing, tangerine face lookin’ mofo like old ‘Plantation Don.’”
His manager, LaTaFon “Buffalo Wings” Frisco, 52, added, “Yeah, RuShanTel be right wiff his words and all. Trump don’t be's carren ‘bout nobodies but his own cracker chump self, fa sho nuff a ha.”
(IN CLOSING - The survey showed that the 1.3% of Blacks who like Trump, either look White, are rich as hell, or hate moon pies, Grape Kool-Aid, and the NBA.)