WASHINGTON, D.C. - Reports coming out of the White House state that President Trump made a Super Bowl bet with Speaker of the House, Nancy “Cupcakes” Pelosi.
POTUS picked the San Francisco 49ers to win the Super Bowl and Pelosi picked the Kansas City Chiefs. The Chiefs won 31-20, and now Trump will have to pay Pelosi $3,000.
Trump told Athena, one of the White House cooks, that Steve Mnuchin, the secretary of the treasury, had told him that the 49ers were favored to win by 37 points.
The cook informed a writer for The Vox Populi News Agency that Trump is going to take the $3,000 out of Mnuchin’s next payroll check.
Athena told Ichabod Fernandez with Vox Populi that the president was furious, and he yelled, “I swear I should have fired Steve 'The Turdhead' Mnuchin last year when he told me that he had had dinner with CNN’s Don “Rainbow” Lemon.”
Athena asked POTUS if Melania knew that he lost $3,000 to Pelosi, “Oh, hell, no!” he stated, “Melania once told me that, if she ever caught me betting our hard-earned money on sporting events, she would pack up and go back to Slovenia, formerly Yugoslavia.”
Athena smiled and said, “Hmmmmm, that’s interesting, Sir. Oh, and Mr. President, I have been meaning to ask you. I want a $3-an-hour raise. And I want it to be retro-active to December 1, of last year, okay? And thank you so much, Mr. President."
(IN CLOSING – Athena mentioned to the man that she calls “Melania’s Bully Boy” behind his back, that she will not tell a soul about his little bitty acorn pecker.)