Donnie Trump Jr. Makes A Very Inappropriate Lascivious Remark About His Step-Mother (Melania Trump)

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Friday, 21 February 2020

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Melania has reportedly told her pedicurist that Donnie Jr. is really kind of creepy.

WINNEMUCCA, Nevada – Many people believe that the town was named after Chief Winnemucca of the Paiute tribe, but it was actually named after Sylvester “Silly” Winnemucca, who was a traveling crotch elixir salesman/comedian.

Donald Trump Jr., who Nancy Pelosi refers to as “The Poacher Punk,” was campaigning in the town of Winny, as the locals call it, for his father and was interviewed by a writer for PlayGuy Mens Magazine.

Junior was asked how his dad was doing. He smiled as he popped a Tic Tac in his mouth and said, “Oh, you know my perfectly non-colluding dad. He’s out there lying up a storm, since he knows nobody cares anymore; except, of course, for Nancy 'Cupcakes' Pelosi.”

Trump’s first-born was asked how things were going between his dad and his step-mom. Little Donnie grinned, and said that he has the prettiest, sexiest, yummiest step-mother in the entire country.

The reporter was taken aback at his comment, and said that he could not argue with him on that point. Junior Trump then took a sip from his botte of Dos Equis Beer, and said, “Off the record, I have to say that if Melly was not my step-mother, I would be all over her like mustard on a hot dog wiener.”

IN OTHER NEWS – The U.S. has just been informed by the government of Norway that they will no longer be shipping sardines to the United States, in protest of the “Orange Draft Dodger” (Trump) saying that Norway sucks worse than El Salvador.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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