Will President Trump Give The Clap Back To Nancy During State of Union

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Tuesday, 4 February 2020

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BILLINGSGATE POST: President Trump is not looking forward to giving his State of the Union speech this year. Last year, Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, gave him the clap during the speech. Reportedly, his doctor has warned him to use protection when he gives his speech tomorrow night. But that may be difficult, as she sits directly behind him, and he has no way of knowing when she will jump his bones like she did last year.

Although he has been given a clean bill of health from his private physician, Las Vegas oddsmakers have made it a betting proposition that he will return the favor sometime during his address to the Nation. Setting the Over/Under at 45 minutes, you can make a wager that the President will give Nancy the clap back to her either before or after the 45-minute mark in his speech.

With Ms. Nancy being 79 years old and President Trump 73, this may not be pretty. It is advisable that children be put to bed early tomorrow evening.

Slim: “During the Vietnam war, they called the clap, non-specific urethritis.”

Dirty: “Yo, Dude. I like the sound of that. Not as much guilt for same amount of fun.”

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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