SACRAMENTO, California - (Satire News) - The California State Chamber of Commerce has put out a memo warning any potential GOP members to stay the hell out of their highly liberal state. Scuttlebutt Review writer April Jiggle reports that CSCC spo…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Global Source News Agency reports that weather experts are warning that the Black Sea could become completely dry by 2040. GSNA reporter Topeka Joplin, said that she spoke with Zoyler Zollicoffer, 43, who is a h…
MONTECITO, California - (Satire News) - L.A. Watchdog Witnesser reporter Lulu Cul de Sac, reports that thanks to the very popular Netflix documentary, "Harry and Meghan," Meghan Markle has just become 10 times more popular than her sister-in-law Kate…
KEY WEST, Florida - (Satire News) - The Key West city council has just announced that effective immediately anyone who is a member of the Republican party will not be allowed to visit the City in the Middle of the Gulf of Mexico. According to Papa…
INVERNESS, Scotland - (Satire News) - Well the UK has made world-wide news again, and this time it is not about the schilling devaluation, Brexit, the prime minister, the rugby improprieties, Piers Morgan, knock-off Scottish kilts, the Crumpets Scand…
CRAPOLA CREEK, Alabama - (Satire News) - Several news agencies are reporting that "Toxic Trump," has done it again. The racist shithead has fallen asleep right in the middle of one of his 'waste of time' campaign rally speeches. This time the oran…
QATAR - (Sports Satire) - The Lionel Messi Bobblehead Doll is the top selling doll at the 2022 World Cup games. The Messi doll surpassed the bobblehead dolls of Cristiano Ronaldo, Harry Kane, Kylian Mbappe, Neymar, Kevin De Bruyne, Luka Modric, Pe…
QATAR - (World Cup Satire) - Global Source News Agency writer Topeka Joplin, who is covering the World Cup Finals, has broken the story that one of the top soccer sports announcers in the world has been arrested for cussing on a live mic. The anno…
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti covered the soccer game between the Galaxy of L.A and the Red Devils of Manchester. She said that right away the team from Cali scored a goal after the Man U goalie tripped on his…
NEW YORK CITY - (Music Satire) - Writer Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine has just stated that the new heavy metal band from Sweden, Multiple Orgasms has just released their first album and within 36 hours it goes all the way to the top of…
LAREDO, Texas - (Satire News) - United States Drug Enforcement Administration Agents stationed in Laredo, are reporting one of the biggest cocaine seizures in recent history. DEA spokesperson Grover P. Zander, 42, said that the 4,000 pounds of ref…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Cloud 9 News Agency reporter Lexi Aspen has just commented that Sen. Kyrsten Sinema, of the hot-as-hell state of Arizona, has joined the ranks of assholes like Joe Manchin as she has switched her party affiliation…
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - GOP Gushings News writer Jimbo Zoopy writes that an employee at Fox News has gotten the surprise of her 55-year-old life. Maria Sandia Bartiromo told Zoopy that the only reason why she even paid any attention to the ass…
BIRMINGHAM, England - (Satire News) - An auto mechanic from Birmingham had admitted to having a total of 41 personalities. The man who drives a Birmingham city bus, and is identified as Tarlo Yellenberger, 51, said that when he was six, he already…
BERLIN, Germany - (Satire News) - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just revealed that the popular sexually explicit adult website known as F*ck.sex is the most popular adult website in all of Europe. The site recently received the coveted…
HOLLYWOOD - (Sports Satire) - Sporting Chance Magazine senior writer Hercules Confetti has just broken the story that a member of the most successful and greatest band in music history has expressed a desire to purchase the Manchester United soccer t…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx has broken the story that Trump, the most evil, hate-spewing racist in American history, has gone into hiding in an undisclosed location. Miss Kixx spoke with an unnamed employee of Mar-…
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