LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx has broken the story that Trump, the most evil, hate-spewing racist in American history, has gone into hiding in an undisclosed location.
Miss Kixx spoke with an unnamed employee of Mar-a-Lago, who stated that when Trump's boy, ah make that candidate, for the Georgia state senate got his his ass kicked by Raphael Warnock, the Trumptard went ballistic.
Right away Melania's soon-to-be-ex-husband, Don The Cuckold, commented that he does not know Herschel Walker, and that he has never met the man with the weird-as-shit first name.
He did admit to having seen the Walkster play years ago on TV, when the "Father of 113 kids" played for the Minnesota Vikings.
SIDENOTE: Information guru Andy Cohen revealed that the Trumptwat is hiding in a 70 foot trailer just outside the town of Duck Dung, Alabama.
