BIRMINGHAM, England - (Satire News) - An auto mechanic from Birmingham had admitted to having a total of 41 personalities.
The man who drives a Birmingham city bus, and is identified as Tarlo Yellenberger, 51, said that when he was six, he already had four personalities named Caleb, Bobby, Troy, and Betty.
Yellenberger recently told Arabelle Koyquist, senior reporter for The Birmingham Morning Banner that several of his personalities are fans of the Manchester United Red Devils.
Yelly, as his parole officer calls him, stated that a few weeks ago, 4 of his soccer fan personalities ganged up on one of his dainty male personalities, Corey Quinby, and if it had not been for another personality, Wally Riker, poor Corey would have been in a world of hurt.
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