COLUMBUS Ohio - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Mirror has said that the NCAA and the NFL have both once again warned the Ohio State football team to stop with it's arrogant, better-than-thou BS. SM writer Tortilla Torres says that for years, Buckeye…
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Many soccer fans consider Lionel Messi to be the best that has ever set foot on a soccer field. Of course millions of soccer afficionados would disagree with that statement. Fans in the UK consider David Beckham the…
JACKSON, Mississippi - (Satire News) - Well it took 162 years, but the state of Mississippi after getting tons and tons of pressure from the Federal Government has finally decided to ban the state's Confederate flag. An attorney for the Cotton Bal…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Joe Biden, has told the White House press corps that things are looking pretty fucked up for Russian Commie invader Vlady Nikita Putin and his tired Russian troops. POTUS stated with a huge smile on his…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - According to Lottie Bungaloo with The United Americana News Agency, the person who Donald Trump once told was going to be his fourth wife, has thrown the perverted racist former boss underneath the bus; and not a si…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - One of the world's richest men is also one of the world's biggest pieces of donkey shit. Elon Musk, who has gone off the fucking deep end has been acting like a clone of Donald "The Orange Low-Life" Trump. Musk who in…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The feud between the two royal sisters-in-law seems to be gaining steam like an old time locomotive. Kate is saying that Meghan did not like fox hunts as they were too cruel to the foxes, and Meghan said that Kate used to…
SLIPPERY ROCK, Pennsylvania - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette has just learned the real reason why the Slippery Rock Rocketes had to forgeit their last game. According to Zorro La Bamba, who heard it from one of the stadium hot dog vendor…
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Rumors swirling around the soccer world reveal that the soccer trio of Eric Cantona, David Beckham, and Pele want to purchase La Liga's Real Madrid team. "Los Blancos" are one of the most popular sports teams in the…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - National Rumblings writer Traci Diddle broke the story that an extremely muscular woman from Burnt Cornbread, Alabama, has revealed that back when the Trumpturd was living at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, she pegged the…
QATAR - (Soccer Satire) - Many who viewed the 2022 FIFA World Cup games agree that even though most of the games were about as exciting as watching rust, rust there were some, somewhat interesting moments. Pisagovian goalie, Findino Flippachini sp…
PIERRE, South Dakota - (Satire News) - In a unique move the two sister states of North and South Dakota have voted to ban the use of the explicit term for pussy (vagina). North Dakota senator Marge Overdown, 59, of Cold Balls, North Dakota, said t…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The International Inquirer is reporting that two of the greatest soccer players of all time have just opened up a sports bar in Madrid. According to writer Paco Tabasco, the bar which is co-owned by Cristiano Rona…
SEATTLE - (Satire News) - US information guru Andy Cohen reveals that the government is trying to keep it on the down low, but a North Korean small plane flew into US airspace near Seattle. The plane a Consolidated Cesna PQ-9 was reportedly carryi…
BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - (Sports Satire) - Reports filtering out of the Pampas of Argentina state that the two best soccer players in South America are bickering like high school schoolgirls over which one is the best player in Argentina. Lionel…
LONDON - (Satire News) - King Charles III, told BBC reporter Oceana Figgly, that he is sad to have to say that Buck House may have to be condemned. Charles told the extremely sexy-looking Miss Figgly, that a recent inspection of the palace turned…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Meghan Markle's new book really hits the British press and the British royalty right below the belt; and well it should. The fantastically revealing, behind-the-scenes book is titled "Queen Elizabeth Did Not Like Me…
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