QATAR - (Soccer Satire) - Many who viewed the 2022 FIFA World Cup games agree that even though most of the games were about as exciting as watching rust, rust there were some, somewhat interesting moments.
Pisagovian goalie, Findino Flippachini spent his time off, counting the freckles on teammate Kooshki Vuvudinko's entire body, even his pubic region.
Findy said that Koo Koo has a total of 793 freckles, not counting two liver spots, five moles, and a childhood scar.
Super star players Lionel Messi of Argentina and Eric Cantona of Brazil spent several days arguing about who had the biggest gonads (balls).
Of course both Lionel and Eric insisted each one did, but after asking one of the referees to decide, both were disappointed when the ref answered, "Oh that would have to be Yinkabooma Fazuli of the team from Zimbabwe, damn, the dude has dinosaur balls!"
