LONDON - (Satire News) - The feud between the two royal sisters-in-law seems to be gaining steam like an old time locomotive.
Kate is saying that Meghan did not like fox hunts as they were too cruel to the foxes, and Meghan said that Kate used to use way too much cellulite-removal cream.
As anyone who has seen the Netflix documentary "Harry and Meghan" knows Prince Harry and his sweet, kind, compassionate wife Meghan left foggy old England because there was way too much royalistic bullshit (aka racism from the royals).
Prince William says that his dad, King Charles III, is a nice father and he just wants all the monarchial parties to be as happy-as-gophers-in-soft-dirt as they say in the backwoods of West Virginia.
Meanwhile, BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx has just revealed that Kate has finally admitted (to Piers Morgan) that yes, she does indeed have a tattoo of the queen's name tattooed on her upper left thigh.
