CHICAGO - (Satire News) - One of the world's richest men is also one of the world's biggest pieces of donkey shit.
Elon Musk, who has gone off the fucking deep end has been acting like a clone of Donald "The Orange Low-Life" Trump.
Musk who in the past has developed the Tesla Bus, the Tesla 18-Wheeler Truck, and most recently the Tesla Cruise Ship, is acting like his old ex-friend Donald Trump The Pussy Grabber.
According to one of Musk's 17 doctors, the walking mummy has been placed on suicide watch, and has been put in a straight jacket so he can't harm anyone or his dumbass self.
Meanwhile, Musk's partner Jeff Bezos, of Bezos-Musk, Inc. says that if Elon does not get help and fucking soon, he will end up talking and walking like a damn marshmallow.
