An Extremely Muscular Woman Says She Pegged Trump On Three Different Occasions

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Monday, 19 December 2022

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"Jo-Jo has a three-inch clitoris!" -DONALD TRUMP

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - National Rumblings writer Traci Diddle broke the story that an extremely muscular woman from Burnt Cornbread, Alabama, has revealed that back when the Trumpturd was living at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, she pegged the He-Bitch on three different occasions.

The woman, who has been identified as Joletta Crindina Romanetti, 32, (an avowed Democrat) said that she first met the orange Man-Whore when she was working as a manager at a McDonalds in Washington D.C.

JCR said that DJT was immediately attracted to her camel toe, which could easily be seen through her tight-as-hell fitting stretch pants.

Romanetti was married at the time, but she said that when "Toxic Trump" asked her to meet him at a Ramada Inn in D.C. she could not resist.

And so they made their rendezvous with a Secret Service agent standing guard outside room 69.

At first there was simple kissing, tight hugging, and a bit of mutual masturbating.

And then she got the shock of her life, when Ivanka's Sperm Donor daddy asked her to peg him.

At first she refused, but when he offered to pay her $600 she quickly changed her tune.

SIDENOTE: The happy couple would meet again two more times.

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