NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The International Inquirer is reporting that two of the greatest soccer players of all time have just opened up a sports bar in Madrid.
According to writer Paco Tabasco, the bar which is co-owned by Cristiano Ronaldo and Javier Hernandez Balcazar (better known as Chicharito) is located in the Majadahonda neighborhood at the corner of Calle de Dr. Calero and Hola Que Tal Drive, next to a McDonalds.
The bar named The Free Kick Sports Bar includes many soccer relics, memorabilia, souvenirs, and artifacts, including a pair of short shorts that belonged to David Beckham, a pair of pink Nikes that were donated by Eric Cantona, and an autographed photo of Liz Hurley that was given to Chicharito by Pele.
The sports bar has been visited by Piers Morgan, several players with the Man U Red Devils, Vice-President Kamala Harris, and the members of the Russian all-girl band Pussy Riot.
