WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - According to Lottie Bungaloo with The United Americana News Agency, the person who Donald Trump once told was going to be his fourth wife, has thrown the perverted racist former boss underneath the bus; and not a simple city bus, but the big Greyhound Bus.
Hope Hicks, who Eric and Donald Trump Jr, both had the fucking hots for along with dozens of unmarried and married male cabinet members, testified that their asshole father tried to get into her pants at least four times a day.
Hope noted that the Trumptwat promised that he would divorce Melania and he would make her his wife #4.
Hicks, who looks like she could be a Playboy model is only 34, which means that 76-year-old Trump is old enough to be her racist grandfather.
Hope testified that on the date of the treasonous attack, which was orchestrated by Don The Traitor, she advised him to stop acting like a piece of monkey crap because he could end up in Federal Prison.
He kissed her on her mouth for about 45 seconds and replied that he would just end up pardoning himself.
