LONDON - (Satire News) - King Charles III, told BBC reporter Oceana Figgly, that he is sad to have to say that Buck House may have to be condemned.
Charles told the extremely sexy-looking Miss Figgly, that a recent inspection of the palace turned up mold that was found in the BP basement.
The mold was found in a box that had three pounds of crumpets in it, and it smelled a lot like American fatso Ginni Thomas' beaver (vagina).
When Thomas was told about the stench, she shook her head and remarked that yes, her muffin (hooha) does indeed smell, but not like crumpets... it's more like stale broccoli. ■
