NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Lighthouse Press News reports that England's King Charles III, is fed up with the constant, on-going bickering between his two sons, Prince William and Prince Harry. According to LPN's Skippy Viperwater, Chas ha…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Many news agencies say that Elon Musk, will most likely end up in prison. They note that it is quite possible that he and the biggest Nazi in history (even worse than Adolf "Fuck Face" Hitler), Donald Jonathan Erasmus Tr…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Republican Liz Cheney says that Trump has got to be he biggest, piece of whale shit on the entire planet. Cheney says that not only is the Trumpturd a damn pussy grabbing Nazi, but he is also a tax evader, a draf…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Taylor Swift recently talked with Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News at a Jack-in-the-Box in L.A. The two chatted about Tay Tay's recent album titled, "Yes, I Sing Rock Ballads, But I'm A Daisy Duke Short Shorts Wear…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The greatest basketball player on the planet has just signed to appear on the hit western TV series "Hell on Wheels." L.A. Lakers superstar Lebron James will be guest starring on an upcoming episode of the hit show, whi…
YUMA, Arizona - (Satire News) - Word from the protector of animals is that they want to remind the American people not to use duct tape on ducks. Candella Carpet, 69, a spokeswoman for The People for the Humane Treatment of Animals, made it abunda…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a move to show that what is good for the goose is good for the gander, VP Harris has sent 10 busloads of homeless D.C. residents down to Texas Governor Greg "The Eggplant-Looking" Abbott's mansion in Austin, Texa…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Supreme Court has just issued a statement that the former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. (The Trumpturd) has committed an offense that can get him up to 19 years in prison. SCOTUS has stated that Donald…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency put out that an unidentifed drone, attempted to pick up 263 pound Ginni Thomas, but it gave up due to the fact that Ginnilana is just too damn fucking fat. Reporter Dylan Fresco said that…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene, 48, has just been informed that she has been named, "The Most Interesting Woman of The Year." According to Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News, Taylor Greene was chosen from a list of over 9,…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - "The Evil Turd" (aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump) is madder than a woodpecker with a bruised pecker. It seems that the most hated governor in the history of governors, (that be Gov. Greg "Eggplant Face" Abbott) inadv…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle has just informed the TV viewing pubic that Marjorie Taylor Greene has just revealed that her favorite TV show is the excellently written building of the Old Wild West ra…
BOSTON - (Satire News) - Stormy Coin with the Daily Dirt says that old "Orange Scrotum," (Trump) has gotten yet more bad news. Miss Coin reports that a study conducted by Paul Revere University, found that most republicans who purchased those outr…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Word coming out of Tinsel Town (aka Celluloid City) is that the star of the hit TV western "Hell on Wheels" Anson Mount is dating pop songstress Taylor Swift. An aide for Tay Tay confirmed that the tall, lanky, sexy blo…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice reports that President Putin has been catching hellacious hell from over 83% of the Russian citizens. The KV says that about 89% of the Russian troops are sick and tired of being sick and tired, and they…
LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - The National Women's Boxing Federation has crowned a new champion after Mindy "The Boxing MILF" Mindafelli knocked out the champion Barbie Barentindo just 17 seconds into the second round. Mindafelli hit Barentindo wi…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Now that the Democrats have all of the racist predator's (Trump's) income tax returns, they are coming across all kinds of improprieties. One of the attorneys that has been hired by the Dems noted that Trump fina…
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