BOSTON - (Satire News) - Stormy Coin with the Daily Dirt says that old "Orange Scrotum," (Trump) has gotten yet more bad news.
Miss Coin reports that a study conducted by Paul Revere University, found that most republicans who purchased those outrageously expensive red MAGA caps have now thrown them away or else them burned them to hell.
One devoted (or rather ex-devoted) Trumper named Hazly Spenfixi, 31, of Duck Dung, Alabama, said that she liked Trump so much (once) that she would have willingly-as-hell let him grab her pussy in a New York second.
Spenfixi, who proudly said that her IQ has gone up from 43 to 49, in just 13 short months, said that she actually used her red MAGA cap to pick up her pet flamingo's poop from her front porch.
