WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Supreme Court has just issued a statement that the former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. (The Trumpturd) has committed an offense that can get him up to 19 years in prison.
SCOTUS has stated that Donald J. Erasmus Trump lied on his Florida drivers license regarding his age, his height, his weight, and his IQ.
Trump swore that he is 69. He's actually 76. He swore that he's 6-foot-7-inches tall. He's actually 5 foot-11-inches. He swore that he weighs 197. He actually weighs 364¼. And he swore that his IQ us 193. It's actually ONLY 69½.
The lying orange bastard's attorney Ying Yang Fu Sing was informed that his client could receive up to 19 years in prison for willfully lying on his driver's license.
SIDENOTE: Ying Yang Fu Sing (who is the only attorney in the nation who will take the pussy grabber as a client) said that Trump simply commented that it is all just a hoax and that at least 2 billion illegal space aliens from Uranus illegally voted for Biden.
