BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene has just shocked the hell out of a lot of people; including former boyfriends Matt Gatez, Jim Jordan, Rudy Giuliani, and Donald Trump. The vulgar, potty-mouthed MTG, told a reporter with The Ipso…
BOSTON - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene is strongly denying that during her days at the University of Georgia, where she majored in Ballroom Dancing and minored in Danish Porn, that she worked part-time as a pole dancer. She told a reporte…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Comedian Zydeco Dupree recently said that there are three things that Marjorie Taylor Greene is not shy about, (1) It's her dozens of extremely well-documented coital couplings with lots of well-known men. (2) Her v…
Marjorie Taylor Greene has repeatedly sent tweets to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as though the two are warring step-siblings. Although Marjorie always sends first, and Alexandria has to respond to shut Midge up, who then sends another one, back and fort…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene has a home in Washington D.C. and she has an apartment in Baltimore. Recently after arriving back in Baltimore from D.C. Marjorie noticed that someone has broken into her apartment. She c…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Donald Trump has just annonuced that he will be throwing a Hawaiian Luau party for his girlfriend Marjorie Taylor Greene. The Big Mac Gobbler, said that Ivanka was going to help him with all of the arrangement…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The most hated woman in the entire nation, Marjorie Taylor Greene was recently caught by the D.C. Metro Police, sitting on Lincoln's lap, while reading a copy of Nancy Pelosi's best-selling book titled, "The Trump I…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene says that she loves being a political sex symbol. MTG noted that every week she receives at least 4,000 fan letters from every state in the nation as well as from countries such as Scotland…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who has dated Matt Gatez, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, Rudy Giuliani, and Ann Coulter, told the FBI that she wants the 47 naked photos of her that Trump stole from underneath her bedroom bed…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - The word coming out of Marjorie Taylor's Greene's lips of love is that she wants to put an end to the rumor that she will be getting a tattoo on her ass. MTG, said that, she thinks that the viciously vicious butt tattoo…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene told the Fox News resident rodent, Greg Gutfled, that she is so fed up with all the hatred in D.C. that she is thinking about quitting and moving west to Las Vegas. When asked by Vox…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a move that most Democrats saw coming and only 17.9% of Republicans saw coming, the most evil, predatorial racist thing to walk the face of the Earth is going to be going bye-bye for good-good. The U.S. Suprem…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene, who recently received her GED, told one of her congressional aides that she does not understand what all the talk about the so-called Global Warming is all about. MTG, who says that she ha…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The Denmark-based sex toy company Sexy Sex Toys Up The Wazoo, reports that their brand new Marjorie Taylor Inflatable Doll has just become the most popular sex toy doll in the US; even more popular than The Taylor Swift In…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - One of the most unpopular congresswomen to ever serve in congress says she doesn't give a tinker's damn what anyone thinks about her because they're all just jealous of her sensuously sexy legs, her erotic ass, and her tit…
ANDOVER, Maryland - (Satire News) - In a report that is sure to shock Mrs. Donald Trump, iRumors is reporting that an Andover dentist has stated that he actually found some of Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene's DNA on Donald Jonathan Trump's wisdom teeth…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Lion's Face Pictures in association with Solar System Films has just announced that England's most famous actress Elizabeth Hurley, has agreed to appear in the motion picture "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly - Part 2" with…
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