MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Donald Trump has just annonuced that he will be throwing a Hawaiian Luau party for his girlfriend Marjorie Taylor Greene.
The Big Mac Gobbler, said that Ivanka was going to help him with all of the arrangements, but since she now hates his guts, he had decided to ask his new favorite daughter Tiffany Maples, daughter of actress Marla Maples to help him with the planning.
The Trumptard said that he has already booked his all-time favorite band, The Village People. When told by Marla that all of them are actually gay, DJT turned three shades of orange and asked, "All of 'em?"
When told that yes, every member of the Village People is gay, said that he really doesn't give a rat's ass, since their music isn't really gay.
Meanwhile, the Trump's two older sons, (Sneezy and Goofy) have told him that they will not be attending the Hawaiin Luau party for Marjorie Taylor Greene, because they both hate Hawaiian food, they both hate leis, and they both hate the stupid song "YMCA."
