Marjorie Taylor Greene has repeatedly sent tweets to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as though the two are warring step-siblings. Although Marjorie always sends first, and Alexandria has to respond to shut Midge up, who then sends another one, back and forth, blah blah blah.
I remember when I was a kid passing love notes to other students I liked to see if they liked me back. That’s how I got a girlfriend! It totally works!
And that then explained a whole bunch of obvious things which neither Marjorie nor Alexandria has openly stated.
Maybe they’re both in the closet? Both are married, but that means nothing. Gay people have been getting married to straight people for years. All a part of the cloak and dagger that repressed lesbian and gay men have to undergo when trying to become what they truly are …
HOT LESBIAN WANNABE LOVERS!!!!!! (Roll film, and ... action!)
Now, I’m not playing matchmaker … but Alexandria can do better. Marjorie is a train wreck. She looks like a muppet, but one on The Dark Crystal, not The Muppet Show. She walks and talks like someone has a hand shoved up her. If she wants to eat some fish tacos, I know a place that makes them – nice and spicy, just like a Puerto Rican Democrat!
Alas, so many potential love stories have been lost because those simple three words can never be spoken out loud: “Me likey pussy!”
So Marjorie will just have to keep getting angrier and angrier about pretty much everything. A sure sign that she’s in the closet, hating those whom she deeply loves, pretending she’s not passing love notes to Alexandria when she tweets, hating that Alexandria won’t return her phone calls or stop when Marjorie is chasing her down the halls of American government.
Run, Alexandria, the muppet is catching up – fueled by unrequited love.
