A Thief Breaks Into Marjorie Taylor Greene's Appartment and Steals All Of Her Panties

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 1 July 2022

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Marjorie Taylor Greene's best feature is her mouth, and I truly know why," -DONALD TRUMP

BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene has a home in Washington D.C. and she has an apartment in Baltimore.

Recently after arriving back in Baltimore from D.C. Marjorie noticed that someone has broken into her apartment.

She called the Baltimore Police Department, who investigated. They asked her what she was missing. She paused for a moment and replied that it appears that the only thing that the thief or thieves took was her entire panties collection.

When one of the officers asked her for a number, she paused again, and after a minute or so, she replied that the thief or thieves stole 13 of her panties; including two crotchless panties, and a sheer see-thru red MAGA pair of panties.

One of the officer's asked her why she had so few panties. She told him that she just prefers to spend her money on getting her hair done, manicures, pedicures, and botox injections to hide her expansive cellulite that she said has adhered to her two thighs.

SIDENOTE: The two BPD officers asked MTG for an autograph. She gladly complied and then she offered each a Philly Cheese Steak Sandwich, which they gladly accepted.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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