WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a move that most Democrats saw coming and only 17.9% of Republicans saw coming, the most evil, predatorial racist thing to walk the face of the Earth is going to be going bye-bye for good-good.
The U.S. Supreme Court in a somewhat surprising vote has voted to send Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump to Siberia.
The vote came as reams of information about the way, way out-of-line doings of the Mar-a-Lago Liar have hit the airwaves.
Even staunch, hardcore supporters of old "Jumbo Trumpo" such as "Moscow" Mitch McConnell, Steve "The Worm" Bannon, Sean "Fred Flintstone" Hannity, and Marjorie "The Human Scarecrow" Taylor Greene have turned their Benedict Arnold asses on the man that Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter calls "The Pussy Grabbing Nazi."
But although the Trumptard's exile to Siberia (Russia) is a bit astounding, the thing that is even more fucking astounding is that two of Donaldo's biggest, goofiest, craziest ass kissers Diamond and Silk (both Black) have said that they will go with him to Siberia to keep his racist ass company.