AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - iNews has reported that Texas governor Gregg "The Hick Dick" Abbott is about as worthless as a breeding bull with no ding dong. The poor excuse for a human is so stupid that his own mother took him to a fire station…
CHICAGO - (Business Satire) - The McDonalds Corporation has just announced that their latest menu item is having great success all over the world. A spokeswoman for Mickey D's, Wanda Sue Simon, who recently divorced her husband of 29 years, stated…
Moscow, Russia - Boris Meatchewski watched his television in anguish as many Western Corporations were shutting their doors in Russia. Why? The next day, Mr. Meatchewski's local MacDonald's, said they would be shutting their doors, too. "With no…
PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – A spokesperson for the Florida McDonalds restaurant chain has informed the American public that DJT has just been banned from setting foot in 1,007 of the McDonalds located in the Plywood State. Warner F. Ragga…
COTTON BALLS, Georgia – (Satire News) – The manager of the one and only McDonalds in the tiny Georgia town of Cotton Balls, said that he just got sick and tired of having low-life, worthless, punks think that they can barge into his fast food establi…
CICERO, Illinois – (Business Satire) – The Mickey D’s fast food chain is always looking out for brand new menu items to add to it’s huge assortment of “Mc” foods. A spokesperson for the biggest fast food chain in the entire world stated that their…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Federal Buerau of Investigation is now looking into the allegations that the Trumptard (aka Donald Trump) tried to get favors from a private business entitiy. Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, whose attorney fee…
CICERO, Illinois – (Satire News) – In a move that has shocked fast food patrons throughout America, and the entire world actually, the McDonalds Corporation has announced a new menu item for 2022. A Mickey D’s spokesperson informed the news media…
DETROIT – (Satire News) – The new “Smash & Grab” sickness is really getting out of hand. Reporter Papaya Bamboo with Tabloid Today was the first to report that originally the “Smash & Grab” jerks and jerkettes were hitting high-dollar sto…
CICERO, Illinois – (Satire News) – Madonna said she wanted to become relevant once again and as the News Blues News Agency is reporting, the ‘Material Girl,” is getting her wish. NBNA reporter Velveeta Maracas reports that the 63-year-old grandmot…
HOUSTON – (Satire News) – All her life, Traci Ann Woodweather, the girl with the mesmerizing blue eyes, lived just a few notches above the poverty line. After graduating from Houston’s Jose Altuve High School, as The Girl Most Likely To Marry A Ve…
KABUL, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – The McDonalds Corporation is happy to announce that their McDonalds restaurant in downtown Kabul is having record sales. A spokesperson for Afghanistan’s national Two-Humped News Agency stated that since introd…
CICERO, Illinois – (Business Satire) – The powers-that-be at McDonalds have just informed the fast-food buying public, that effective as-soon-as-humanly possible, their Big Mac burger buns will no longer be covered with all of those annoying sesame s…
CICERO, Illinois – (Business Satire) – After years of contemplating a name change, the world’s #1 fast food restaurant chain has decided to officially change it’s corporate name. Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News was the first to report on the b…
CICERO, Illinois – (Satire News) – The McDonalds Corporation, after an extensive research undertaking, has decided to change up it’s Happy Meal menu item. Mickey D’s has just announced that effective Thanksgiving Day, they will no longer include p…
CICERO, Illinois – (Business Satire) – The McDonalds Corporation is always on the look-out for new and interesting food items to feature in their “Mc” meal menu. The Daily Max has just learned that their latest foray into the new item competition…
RACIST RIVER, Louisiana – (Satire News) – The governor of Texas was in the little town of Racist River, Louisiana, where he was speaking before a gathering of the white, racist, extremist group known as The Proud Boys. The rally took place in a Wa…
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