SAGINAW, Michigan - (Satire News) - Press Extra's Voodoo Dupree has stated that a retired ladies shoe salesman has been taken into custody for mentally, emotionally, and physically abusing his 6-year-old pet Dalmation. A FedEx delivery man who hap…
SCHENECTADY, New York - The Washington Globe-Express Newspaper has just broken the bombshell that the evil racist's high school girlfriend, Tinda "Tits" Tippenfist, 84, says that he impregnated her during their high schoool dating courtship. Mrs.
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The BBC reports that King Charles III, has announced that effective immediately the Buck House kitchen will be officially known as The Princess Diane Royal Commemorative Kitchen. King Charles III, spoke with his bic…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Vox Populi reporter Tapioca Swizzle says that she recently spoke with Sen. Marjorie Taylor Greene, and she was informed that the newly-divorced sexual firecracker will be making a major sexual annoncement very soon.
HOLLYWOOD - (Movie Satire) - Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres reporter Tahiti Zeppelin has just informed her readers that the nation's top female porn star Pretzel Garibaldi has just signed to star in the X-rated sex movie "Sex Sells!" Al Pacino will co-s…
SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - (Satire News) - Eric and Donald Trump Jr, hired a certified Louisiana voodoo woman to try and exhort the mean, evilness from their orange daddy's body. Eric said that the witch doctor, named Lady Bayou Mama, has been noted…
BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - (Satire News) - A spokesperson for the largest retail chain in the entire world has just announced that since putting out their supply of "Trump The Pussy Grabber" caps six months ago, nationwide sales have been zero (0). N…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace spokesman Nigel Foote, tells BuzzFuzz that the biggest selling item (by far) at Buck House has just become the Meghan Markle Bobblehead Doll. He noted that as soon as the "Meggie" dolls go on the shelves…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that the producers of the hit TV cable show, "Hell On Wheels," have just been informed by the CIA, that their show, which is one of the most popular TV westerns since the days of "Gunsmok…
THE BRONX, New York - (Sports Satire) - Reporter Tortilla Torres with The Sports Mirror covered the championship wrestling match between The American Wrestling Federation champion Chief Buffalo Belly and the European champion, Fritz The Nefarious Naz…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Eddie Murphy is still hanging around reminding folks that he was once quite a funny fella. But then Father Time caught up with his arrogant ass, and he like so many other comedians fell by the wayward wayside, as they say…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Cinderella St. Lamb, with The Daily Drama stated that she spoke with the former White House Barbie, Ivanka Trump and she learned that her estranged father gets four botox treatments a week. Ivanka made it clear that…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Ann "Horsey" Coulter, the GOP mouthpiece, who many say has the face of a palomino and the body of a surfboard recently spoke to reporter Jimbo Zoopy with The GOP Gushings News Agency. The dishwater blonde, potty-…
HOLLYWOOD - (Porn News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle interviewed the nation's number one porn star, Pretzel Garibaldi, at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. Miss Chipotle noted that Pretz, as she is called by her relatives and landsca…
OMAHA, Nebraska - (Sports Satire) - The greatest horse trainer in history, Bob Baffert, has once again struck gold in the horse racing world. Baffert's latest horse named "Morning Woody" easily won The Omaha Invitational Derby by 13 lengths. "M…
HOLLYWOOD - (Music Satire) - Music Moments Magazine writer Calcutta Cotton has just informed the music public that Miley Cyrus is back in the musical limelight with a song that has just hit the top of the pop music chart. The uptempo song, which t…
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Word coming out of "Big D," is that Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, aka America's Team, wants to buy the Manchester United Red Devils and move them to Dallas. Jones told Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti,…
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