HOLLYWOOD - (Music Satire) - Music Moments Magazine writer Calcutta Cotton has just informed the music public that Miley Cyrus is back in the musical limelight with a song that has just hit the top of the pop music chart.
The uptempo song, which the 30-year-old co-wrote with former Beatles Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr, is titled, "He Tickled My Groin Region and I Moaned And Groaned With Unbridled Joy."
Music critics have placed the song in the "Musical Porn Category," which has made Miley, Paul, and Ringo happier than termites at a wooden clog shoe factory.
Miley told Miss Cotton that she got the idea for the song when she went out on a date with Brit information guru and X-rated bloke (fella) Russell Brand.
