WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Ann "Horsey" Coulter, the GOP mouthpiece, who many say has the face of a palomino and the body of a surfboard recently spoke to reporter Jimbo Zoopy with The GOP Gushings News Agency.
The dishwater blonde, potty-mouth, twat said that there is no one on the face of the earth that she hates more than Donald J. Erasmus Trump.
Coulter noted that it's not just because he thinks that he's an entitled pussy grabber, but it is also because he idolizes the most hated man in history, Adolf Gunther Hitler.
Ann The Man, as Matt Gaetz and Mitch McConnell call her, told Zoopy that truth be told, the tax-evading, Viet Nam War draft dodger (Toxic Trump) has a little, itty, bitty, dick (peckerini).
[PUBLISHER'S NOTE: Information guru, Andy Cohen, said that Coulter told him that she has seen Trump's 'Little Donnie" about six or seven times.]
