Donald Trump's High School Baby Mama Says He Owes Her $1.3 Million in Back Child Support

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Saturday, 14 January 2023

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Tippenfist says if the sexual predator doesn't pay her she'll release pix of his little bitty pee-pee.

SCHENECTADY, New York - The Washington Globe-Express Newspaper has just broken the bombshell that the evil racist's high school girlfriend, Tinda "Tits" Tippenfist, 84, says that he impregnated her during their high schoool dating courtship.

Mrs. Tippenfist, now says that she has fallen on hard times, and she is demanding that Trumpy Dumpy, as she affectionately called the Nazi MF, pay her back child support pay in the amount of $1.3 million.

And of course the Trumpturd replied with his standard, fucked up, ignorant-as-shit reply that he does not know Tinda, and he has never met her , and that he certainly did not knock up the old, wrinkled, Preparation H-smelling bitch.

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