HOLLYWOOD - (Movie Satire) - Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres reporter Tahiti Zeppelin has just informed her readers that the nation's top female porn star Pretzel Garibaldi has just signed to star in the X-rated sex movie "Sex Sells!"
Al Pacino will co-star with Pretzel in The Lions Face Pictures in association with Sky Castle Films productions motion picture.
The movie is being produced by noted European director/producer Salvo Classacotti.
The film deals with the Las Vegas world of sexual promiscuity, deviancy, licentiousness, and debauchery.
This motion picture will be Classacotti's third X-rated porm film. His other two are "Love Among The Whorehouse Mattresses," and "Lewd Lola Gets Her Labia Minora Enlarged."
Hollywood movie critic Rocco Areola, says that having seen a copy of "Sex Sells!" he can say that it ranks up there with porn classics such as "Deep Throat," "Deep Throat Numerso 2," and ""Scrotum Sue Gets A Mouthful."
