"Sex Sells!"

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Saturday, 14 January 2023

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Al Pacino said that Pretzel has the biggest nipples he has ever seen.

HOLLYWOOD - (Movie Satire) - Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres reporter Tahiti Zeppelin has just informed her readers that the nation's top female porn star Pretzel Garibaldi has just signed to star in the X-rated sex movie "Sex Sells!"

Al Pacino will co-star with Pretzel in The Lions Face Pictures in association with Sky Castle Films productions motion picture.

The movie is being produced by noted European director/producer Salvo Classacotti.

The film deals with the Las Vegas world of sexual promiscuity, deviancy, licentiousness, and debauchery.

This motion picture will be Classacotti's third X-rated porm film. His other two are "Love Among The Whorehouse Mattresses," and "Lewd Lola Gets Her Labia Minora Enlarged."

Hollywood movie critic Rocco Areola, says that having seen a copy of "Sex Sells!" he can say that it ranks up there with porn classics such as "Deep Throat," "Deep Throat Numerso 2," and ""Scrotum Sue Gets A Mouthful."

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