NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Cinderella St. Lamb, with The Daily Drama stated that she spoke with the former White House Barbie, Ivanka Trump and she learned that her estranged father gets four botox treatments a week.
Ivanka made it clear that her fucked up father denies it all to hell, but truth be told he gets facial injections to get rid of gobs of fat that have started to form on his orange complected face.
Trump denies it saying that he goes in to have his deviated ears massaged and added that he cannot even spell botox.
In Other Donald Trump News. President Putin, who was very, very close to Trump said in an interview with The Kremlin Voice, that Comrade Trump shaves his legs on a regular basis.■
