TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Sports Buzz reporter Jenny Jo Viper reports that Tom Brady, formerly Tom "Terific" Brady is insisting the Glazer Family, (who own the Buccaneers), trade every single player on the Bucs team EXCEPT for him. Br…
KEY WEST, Florida - (Satire News) - Vox Populi has stated that Donald Trump (i.e. the pussy grabber) repeatedly groped and grabbed a retired 93-year-old elementary school teacher's vagina (cunt) at Michelle Obama Elementary School in Key West, Ho…
HOLLYWOOD - (Celebrity Satire) - The eldest of the five hot, sexy, RICH Kardashian sisters, (Kim) spoke with Tinsel Town reporter Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight. Kardashian told the award-winning celeb reporter that she has never missed…
SOMEWHERE IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE - (US Satire) - The White House reports that the United States naval destroyer The USS Squanto, has reported a very unusual sighting while it was cruising in the Bermuda Triangle. Capt. Livingston Brian Krittsweat…
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - (Satire News) - Trump and an old wrinkled female companion were spotted down on the beach in the luxurious Baja California resort town of Cabo San Lucas. The eyewitness snapped a photo and said that old orange balls was we…
HACKENSACK, New Jersey - (Satire News) - Papaya Bamboo with Tabloid Today has just learned from Kimberly Guilfoyle, (Don Jr.'s Puerto Rican sidepiece) that the evil pussy grabber actually has three daughters and not just two. Guilfoyle, who many c…
LIVERPOOL, England - (Satire News) - Cheryl Cole, who is regarded as one of the most popular celebrities in the United Kingdom, recently sat down with BBC reporter Oceana Figgly at a Liverpool crumpet diner. The two had a very revealing girl-to-gi…
CRICKET BALLS, Mississippi - (Music Satire) - Yippee-Ki-Yah Magazine writer Buck Yazoo reports that the very popular southern country duo of Bubba & Bubba, have become one of country music's biggest selling artists (literally). The two natives…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Washington Window Tribune has broken the story that the former "Cheating Golfer-in-Chief" (Donald J. Erasmus Trump) is getting his old, wrinkled orange ass sued by the continent of Africa big time!!! Senior W…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle has uncovered a very interesting fact. She has learned that the biological father of the self-centered, egotistical, conceited, blowhard, Jada Pinkett Smith has always been full o…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Joaquin Cerveza, senior reporter for The Metro News Service has broken the story that the very popular rock band, Flagrante Delicto, who hail from Palermo, Italy have been signed to play at Prince William's birthday pa…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - America's top Mafia boss, Sal Goombalini has let the sexual predator (Trump) know in no uncertain terms that he needs to leave America before his broken legs prevent the pussy grabbing bitch from walking. Goombalini make…
STUBBORN MULE, Missouri - (Satire News) - An insurance agent who resides and works in Stubborn Mule, recently revealed that he is married to a Laotian Zoompacki Monkey. Herbert James Flisky, 42, said that he married his monkey wife, Zelda, after h…
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency has just announced that the brand new Miley Cyrus Designer Twerking Panties are the nation's top selling women's underwear. Dylan Fresco with WNA says that according to US Federation of News Age…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The word on the streets of Tinsel Town is that the racist pussy grabber divorced Marla Maples in 1999, with intentions of marrying Ivanka Trump (yes his OWN daughter). This incestuous revelation was uncovered by infor…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The Alpha Beta News Agency recently told info guru Andy Cohen, that she interviewed Queen Elizabeth at Buckingham Palace back in May. Mimosa Sabrosa said that she found the royal monarch to be a bit on the cantanker…
ELEPHANT BUTT, Ohio - (Satire News) - Abby Yukon, a writer with Hearsay Today, recently visited an elderly couple in their luxurious Elephant Butt, home. The couple are Josh (84) and Begonia (85) Seftonwood. Josh is a retired firefighter and Begon…
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