BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle has uncovered a very interesting fact.
She has learned that the biological father of the self-centered, egotistical, conceited, blowhard, Jada Pinkett Smith has always been full of herself.
JPS's father Willie LaTundell Pinkett, said that as a toddler, Jada used to throw M&M's at the neighborhood kids.
He said that when she entered high school, she had no friends because she used to smear Krazy Glue on the necks of her fellow female students.
Miss Fiddle learned that Jada was expelled a total of 17 times, twice for biting her girl's volleyball coach on her ears. Her coach was a 6-foot-7-inch tall 285 pound man.
SIDENOTE: Andy Cohen, info guru, says that Jada Pinkett Smith is the most mean, evil, heartless creature that he has ever seen, and he has seen thousands of mean, evil, heartless creatures.
