BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - America's top Mafia boss, Sal Goombalini has let the sexual predator (Trump) know in no uncertain terms that he needs to leave America before his broken legs prevent the pussy grabbing bitch from walking.
Goombalini makes no bones about the fact that he hates the ex-golfer-in-chief because he hurt a lot of US women (all Republicans) by boinking them after promising that he would get them into show business.
April Jiggle with The Scuttlebutt Review said that Trump knows about as much about getting someone into show business as a squirrel knows about physics.
Trump heard what Goombalini said and he replied that the Cosa Nostra boss had better shut the fuck up because he (Trump) knows some bad ass KKK hombres.
SIDENOTE: Miss Jiggle stated that she has interviewed some KKK members and compared to the Goombalini family, the Klanmen are all simply a bunch of Cub Scouts.
