SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The Alpha Beta News Agency recently told info guru Andy Cohen, that she interviewed Queen Elizabeth at Buckingham Palace back in May.
Mimosa Sabrosa said that she found the royal monarch to be a bit on the cantankerous side, after watching her yell at the Buck House pastry chef for semi-burning a batch of fig crumpets.
Sabby, noted that Queen Lizzy, as her grandkids call her, is also given to bouts of suddenly falling asleep in the middle of a sentence. She also revealed that her majesty even fell asleep right in the middle of a sneeze.
When asked if she had any intimate, personal facts to reveal, the mother of King Charles III, replied that she has two erogenous zones on her body.
One was located on her perineum and the other was located on her uvula (google it).
