NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Joaquin Cerveza, senior reporter for The Metro News Service has broken the story that the very popular rock band, Flagrante Delicto, who hail from Palermo, Italy have been signed to play at Prince William's birthday party in June, at Buckingham Palace.
Cerveza states that Wils and his wife Princess Kate are big fans of the Italian rockers, whose latest hit single, "I Kissed Her Veranda and Took Her To The Heights of Ecstasy" entered the Hot Rock Chart at 7 with a bullet.
SIDENOTE: When King Charles III, was asked if son Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle would be attending he replied, that Harry and Meggy are much too busy appearing on American late night talk shows to leave the country."
