WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Washington Window Tribune has broken the story that the former "Cheating Golfer-in-Chief" (Donald J. Erasmus Trump) is getting his old, wrinkled orange ass sued by the continent of Africa big time!!!
Senior Window Tribune reporter Woody Velcro has learned from an unnamed reliable-as-hell source that Ivanka's sperm donor father, is being sued by Africa for $13 billion.
Tutindu Massagumbo, 74, a spokesperson for The United Countries of Africa (UCA) has made it known that the reason for the lawsuit is due to Trump's callous disregard for Global Warming.
The lawsuit filed in New York's 169th District Court states that if the arrogant, sarcastic Trumpturd had paid attention to Global Warming instead of playing golf and screwing around with the likes of Stormy Daniels, Karen MacDougal, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lorna Pagewood, and Omarosa Manigault, Africa would not have lost billions of dollars due to the dastardly droughts and the horenedous heat waves. â–
