MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice has stated that Russian Dictator Putin showed one of their top writers a collection of love letters that were written by Donaldo Trump to Vladimir Nikita Putin. The letters were written in Trump's fucked…
BROOKLYN, New York - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz has just stated that the old pussy grabbing, Nazi ass licking, draft dodger, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump told a Brooklyn whore that he loves for people to hate his low-life, bastardized orange ass. T…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The music industry is all abuzz with news that Demi Lovato and Snoop Dogg have just recorded a rap song. The song is titled, "Hey Y'all, Come Getcha Some of My Fo Shizzle My Nizzle." The music was written by Taylor S…
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - (Satire News) - NASCAR is reporting that they have just hired the very first "Little Person" to be one of their race car drivers. NASCAR spokesperson Sonja Albertino, 32, stated that Izzio Shackley, 30, of Buloxi, Missi…
MANHATTAN, New York - (Satire News) - One of the ugliest women in America, Ann Coulter, recently told Anderson Cooper that Donald Trump is such an asshole shithead that he makes a diaper rash look cute. Coulter also revealed that "Toxic" Trump has…
LA BREA, California - (Satire News) - Music Moments Magazine writer Calcutta Cotton, has just broken the story that the all-female Left Coast trio, The G-Spot Band will be the opening act on the Eagles upcoming "The Eagles - Here We Come Again Tour."…
DULUTH, Minnesota - (Satire News) - Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres has just annonced that the winner of The Elvis Presley Impersonator Contest is Duluth native Peter "The Elvis" Lincazewski, 29. Petey, as his paternal grandmother calls him, beat a field…
PORTSMOUTH, England - (Satire News) - England's Bee's Knees News Agency reports that a huge volcano has just formed in the English Channel, off the coastal town of Portsmouth, England. One of England's most respected meteorologist Abner "The Bloke…
LIVERPOOL, England - (Satire News) - Ta Ta For Now News reporter Petula Tart reveals that Buckingham Palace has informed her that a Royal Air Force fighter jet has shot down a Chinese drone that was flying over the city of Liverpool. Reports are t…
SQUAW BOSOM, Florida - (Satire News) - Voodoo Dupree with Press Extra has broken the story that Dr. Phineas Puckbush, who is Donald Trump's urologist has just said that after the Trumpturd's last physical exam, he noticed that the ex Golfer-in-Chief…
MOSQUITO BUTT, Florida - (Satire News) - America's Nazi (aka Trump) the punk who has over 200 nicknames has just received a new one. This new moniker is courtesy of Republican Governor Ron DeSantis, who used to be the Donalds pal, but now says tha…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre has informed the US media that the president has sent 80 spy balloons to fly over China and take photos of military installations. Miss Jean-Pierre, said that of the…
MADISON SQUARE GARDEN - (Sports Satire) - The New York State Wrestling Guild (NYSWG) has just learned from the guild physician that Alabama wrestler Lili The Dixie Dumpster, has been found to have a penis. The female wrestler, whose real name is L…
TULSA, Oklahoma - (Satire News) - Several citizens of Tulsa report seeing a Chinese surveillance balloon in the Oklahoma sky. Cory "Bubba" Quillbox, 52, one of several Oklahomans who saw the ping pong ball looking object, said that the spy balloon…
PANAMA CITY, Florida - (Sports Territory) - Sportsapalooza announces that China's number one wrestler Ling Foo Fuk, who stands 6' 9" and weighs 269 pounds has just married a midget with the Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey Circus. Pia Confet…
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - Sports Territory writer Hiawatha Pamplona, has just stated that a recent QuinniPinni Poll that was taken in Green Bay, has found that the sex act has now become more popular that the beloved Green Bay Packers.
ATHENS, Greece - (Satire News) - The government of Greece, has just announced that effective in three months, the sexual coital act, known as "Greek Style" will be strictly verboten (prohibited). A spokesperson for the Greek government, Ethos Stra…
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