MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice has stated that Russian Dictator Putin showed one of their top writers a collection of love letters that were written by Donaldo Trump to Vladimir Nikita Putin.
The letters were written in Trump's fucked up handwriting and all smelled of women's perfume, which info guru Jeff Cohen has stated belongs to Don The Con.
Cohen said that Melania told him back in September of '22, that her screwed up husband began using her Chanel #5 Perfume, shortly after they married.
Trump, of course denies that story, saying that he has used Scent of The Beaver Men's Cologne ever since he was 41.
